I Have A Crazy Wife

Good work, Bobbies.

BRITISH POLICE SMASH GLOBAL PEDOPHILE RING; 700 ARRESTED; 31 CHILDREN RESCUED

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Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.

He stays up for days on end.
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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.

He goes days or weeks without running water.
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You complain of a “headache”, and call in sick.

He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
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Wii.

So we went to Wal-Mart today and what do you know, they had some Wii’s. So what did we do? We bought it!

I have to say, it’s the most fun console i’ve played ever… It’s so interactive it’s just ridiculous. The sports games, although definitely more of family games than sports simulations, are great fun to play. Rachel and I have been having a blast bowling and playing tennis…

I definitely suggest at least trying it!

A Guy Said “Faggot.”

Ok, so one of the guys on “Grey’s Anatomy” said something about another guy he works with was not a Fag or was a Fag or something like that, I don’t know. I don’t care about what he said, just about what he’s doing now. So the guy said the word Fag, who cares? That falls on my list of words that people shouldn’t care if you say or not. It’s a word, stop being hypersensitive.

Now he’s going to “rehab.” To “correct his thinking about gays” or something like that. There’s no way he cares about this “rehab,” it’s just not the way that happens. He’s doing it to save his career or whatever you want to call it. So that people don’t stand up against him, so that people don’t boycot him, blah blah blah. He’s going to go in there and do his thing and come out and go, “Man i’m sorry I said that I now realize why it’s wrong,” then he’s going to go home and say, “Who the fuck cares I called that guy a faggot? It’s not a big deal.”

Who the hell cares? Why do people care so much that “famous people” do stupid things? They’re stupid, who cares? People are stupid, people in Hollywood are really stupid (look at the stupid cunt Jane Fonda). Who cares what they say?

Unless they’re selling out POW’s, then they should be hanged (I hope Jane Fonda reads this).

Don’t Buy A FORD!

Don’t buy a Ford in the next few years. Why?

They posted record losses in 2006… Over 12Billion dollars in losses. What does that mean?

That means they’re going to cut 30K jobs and we all know that when you cut that many jobs, you cut something else too. Corners. And when you cut corners you start putting out an even shittier product than you were.

So my advice to you is not to purchase a Ford in the next several years until they turn things around. Maybe they should take some advice from Toyota and LEAN things out. Toyota did and things have boomed for them since.

Hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy: The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
Also See: Rosie O’Donnel.

Can someone please explain to me how you go from making fun of Chinese people to claiming “radical Christianity” is as dangerous to America as “radical Islam” to making fun of the way Donald Trump looks and then to saying American Idol is wrong because they make fun of the way people look and sing (horribly).

I hope she gets fired from Disney, I hope whatever her next show is fails miserably and instantly and I hope she gets hit by a large truck and dies slowly. I don’t like that .... “woman.” She’s annoying, loud, ignorant, thinks she’s special because she’s a lesbian and because she’s on TV.

Wow, what a slutbag.

Track your cell phones!

This is kind of freaky… A Website that tracks cell phones live with just the phone number.

PhoneTrace.Org.

Wii Games Kill?

No, the Nintendo Wii doesn’t kill people, but people will die for a Wii… This story [<---- that's a link, by the way] is ridiculous… A woman drinks nearly two gallons of water and dies from water intoxication, well, that’s what happens.

Here was the situation for those that don’t want to read the three paragraph article. A radio station was holding a contest for a Nintendo Wii. The object was to drink as much water as possible without going to the bathroom. The last one to go to the bathroom wins the Nintendo Wii. Well, one contestant (she finished second, by the way, didn’t even win =/ ) died after drinking nearly two gallons of water. She left work with a headache and people later found her at home, dead. Yes, you can die from water intoxication (it’s actually called hyponatremia, it’s from a mass dilution of sodium in the body or something like that - We had to learn about it in BASIC).

The Radio Station holding the contest fired the whole cast of the show that held the contest and is investigating it, although the police are not. All contestants signed waivers releasing the station from any legal responsibility for injury or death…

This brings me to my gripe. Why have a waiver that waives you from a liability of legal responsibilities (including death) if when someone actually dies you’re going to flip out and fire people? Why not just have the waiver, that way maybe they won’t hold the contests? Seems like if you have the waiver, don’t fire people that do what they’re supposed to do and use them.

Dear Mr. Jesse Diaz,

Going on The O’Reilly Factor and claiming the it’s America’s fault that illegal immigrants have poor family values is ridiculous. To say they (illegal immigrants) are law abiding citizens should not be a statement you make when you have to go on to qualify it with, “Yes, it’s true they break the law crossing the border.” If you are a law abiding citizen, you’re a law abiding citizen, no qualifying statements needed.

I’ll say this for both you and Bill O’Reilly: Rap music doesn’t make people “bad people.” You know what it makes them? It makes them people who listen to rap music. Sorry to break it to you, but that’s all it does. So to blame America and rap music for bad behavior from illegal immigrants (and the rest of the hispanic community) is just idiotic.

No rap music in Mexico City was your claim (of course, without saying you hadn’t been there yourself, you said you hadn’t been there yourself). That again, is an idiotic claim. Latin Rap is big in Mexico and Mexico City… How do I know? Why I searched on google. Latin Rap is quite big, a lot of it actually comes up here to Phoenix, AZ and plays on some radio stations.

Gee, imagine that, the nonexistant rap from Mexico City is played on the radio.

Coming to America illegally for the “American Dream” is not an admirable thing anymore. Sure, 200 years ago, hell 100 years ago it was. Not anymore. Why? Because there are immigration laws that need to be followed. Rules, laws, etc, etc… You can’t just go where you choose anymore, it’s not that simple.

Don’t like your life? Don’t like your government? Well don’t try to change it;
Go to America and blame them for all your problems!

House.

House won a Golden Globe for “Best Actor in a Dramatic Series.” Damn straight he’s the best actor in a dramatic series! Name one better, I dare you!

Heh… He’s an asshole, no one likes an asshole, but everyone likes House. That’s some good acting!

That’s probably the best show on TV right now, or at least tied with 24… But I don’t know, it’s a close one! Fox rules the evenings… Especially when you include news channels. Then the Fox Network takes another huge leap ahead of the rest of them.

But seriously, who doesn’t like House?